Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan’s last name?
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
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Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
If a baby’s leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn’t come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn’t it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Is “vice-versa” to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
